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"RBS, or Random Boner Syndrom, is affecting men everywhere. Affects teens, adults, the president, historical figures probably even got it. They have all fallen pray to Random Boner Syndrome. RBS is when your sitting in class, at the work place, or your at the bus stop, and all of a sudden you just get a boner. Sometimes it's not even that boner that gets you, its trying to adjust it in the middle of class. The problem is, when it's limp, if you got it hanging down, then it grows into the tight part of your jeans. Or if you got it propped up onto your leg, and you get a boner, then it goes right up into your belt buckle. And your like, 'God damn it, my boner is going right into my belt buckle...ow!' So the question remains, should we be concerned with RBS? should measure me taken by Homeland Security or Peda to help control the situation? I don't know what either of those will do. Homeland Security would probably try to tap your wiener, and Peda would probably try to give it the right to vote. But all I know, is that RBS is just part of life and it's something that all men have to deal with."

-Vinny Degaetano
"I was once sitting in my science class, during a lecture about how when you mix carbon and hydrogen, it makes hydrocarbons. And then I got a boner RBS. I had a girl sitting right next to me at my table, what am I supposed to do? Do I just adjust it? Well, yeah I could do that, but that's not polite; that's rude. Do you stand up, then you got that boner sitting right there. And your playing with it like, 'Err...I can't adjust my boner!'."

-Vinny Degaetano
RBS by evilchocolatebar73 April 2, 2008
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Rancho Bernado High School. Located in Rancho Bernardho, San Diego where the world record of oldest people polpulation live.

Also known as the school which endorses thong checks at dances, the use of broom sticks instead of baseball bats and public nudity during their horrible football team games. The high school also has a record of hate crimes (Noose in perfoming arts center) and shooting threats in bathrooms which was stupid as fuck because the guy was caught anyway.

RBHS is the arch rival of pussy school Poway High School (PHS) who for some reason kicks ass in wrestling every year since the beginning of time. Fights occur after almost every basketball game because each school thinks they are the better one when in reality RB is clearly the superior.

Drugs are not uncommon however, they really only circle around the poluation of 10 blacks who enjoy huddling amongst themselves in the southwest corner of the covered lunch area during breaks and lunch. The black girls are the loudest beings on the face of the earth whereas the black guys compete with snails in walking races to class. Their are probably 8 hot girls, couple hundred good looking ones surrounded by 1,000 ugly ass bitches.

Many students try and pretend the school is full of G's and violence however, it is hard to portray that when it currently has one of the National Spelling Bee Champions in attendance as well as 2,500 asians.

"Im looking to learn some sweet spelling skills and also get at some harry pussy. Where would i find this?"

"RBHS has them both, spelling champion and harry pussy is in the Southwest Corner of the covered lunch area."
RBHS by Banana Bob July 3, 2008
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rbndctnry 

Hey, let's go check out rbndctnry!
rbndctnry by Lavos April 16, 2005
an acronym for "round 'bout now" or "right 'bout now" obviously used for text messaging/social media
Girlfriend: "Babe look, I made brownies the other day, they look good, right?"

*sends photo*

Boyfriend: "Oh babe, I could go for one of them rbn"
rbn by humanitary June 19, 2016

RBL Posse 

San Francisco rap pioneers. Coming out of San Francisco's Hunter's point, bayview district, the RBL Posse original duo is made up of Mr.Cee(R.I.P), Black C, and followed up by Hitman(R.I.P), who latered joined the group. Inspired other rap groups from the bayview like the cold world hustlers, and 11/5.
"Chris(Black C) got me up about 11 o'clock, he said "we gotta go to harbor to sell of our rocks, aint got time to play captain save a hoe just give up the number so we can g.o."-RBL Posse, Remind Me
RBL Posse by KILLAHOENIGGA415 January 17, 2009
Acronym for "right back at you."
A phrase used to express the same thought back to the original speaker.
1: "I hope the Spoon Killer doesn't get ya!"

2: "RBAY!"

1:"You seem like the kind of person to make cranberry jokes!"

2: "RBAY!"
RBAY by SNAGZ WFM February 21, 2019
the best and only way to actually get free robux
noob: i want robux

robloxman123: GO TO RBLX.LAND LOL!
rblx.land by Stag123123 April 17, 2020