Pearman

A man whose body is shaped like a pear. Common Characteristics are: Prominent Child bearing hips, khaki shorts accompanied by long white socks, and very feminine postures.

Look at that Pearman! His child bearing hips make him look like he has birthed quintuplets all at once!

by Dirts McGraw December 2, 2009

pearl earrings

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings

"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."

by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005

pear

not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.

justin and cliff are pears.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

pearl

pussy,vagina,clit, any term to describe vagina

Sharon is from Tallahassee and she eats the PEARL

by erik510808 February 17, 2007

pearl

n. necklace, pearl

See pearl necklace

I got my girlfriend a pearl necklace for Christmas this year.

by deathtobees December 19, 2003

Pearl SPAM

To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.

Here's your sandwich hippie.

by ya yo gakk April 25, 2004

Pearl Jam

1. Shiny and white like pearls, sticky like jam, if you didn't already know: it's semen.

2. Probably one of the worst "Grunge" bands, or at least one with the worst influence on "Modern Rock" bands from the mid 90's onwards.

"It's sad that when people think of Pearl Jam, they think of that band instead of the fluid which carries with it the potential for human life."

"Anna enjoyed some pearl jam last night"

by RKFS January 2, 2008