9 definitions by the ultimate secret
a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
having an engorged member relative to the shape of a traffic cone, where the head is peasized and shaped and the shaft may appear normal.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
when an extremly short and extremly tall person(monty and bogan) unleash insults about the others stature untill receiving a laugh from morella or dodge.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
"concussion cock sucks"
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
a little annoying stump of a person. you may want to flick him off your shirt like an actual phlegmwad.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007