black magic

Once you go black,
you never go back;
Hidden dark mysteries of ultimate sex / sensuality.

"C'mon over hea baby, lemme give my sugar mama some BLACK MAGIC."
"Ohhh, yeeeeeeaaahhh."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

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Magic Toaster

Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.

My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.

by Hojtastic September 2, 2009

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magic bullet

A term regarding most of the Call of Duties, especially Black Ops. A magic bullet is the last bullet in a guns clip, which ALWAYS kills a person (the magic bullet is shot and then reloading follows). Even if if the person barely shot you, if you get hit with the magic bullet you die.

DUDEE!!! WTF I was owning this dude and then he got me with his magic bullet! What a lucky douchebag!

by Blahfish May 23, 2011

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Magic Math

Calc III, where nothing makes sense and everything is fake. 'Nuff said.

This magic math bullshit is whipping my ass.

by Billy The Impaler December 13, 2004

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Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.

Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."

by agentlorneue September 28, 2009

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