17 definitions by Chingo Bolamongo

The most monumental in scope of difficult decisions.
The fullness of responsiblity delegated to the Executive Decider is manifest
in EXECUTIVE DECISIONS. (Typically dealing with world class issues.)
**EXECUTIVE DECISIONS are best left to the professionals due to their life and death importance (which can affect dozens, thousands or millions of people for good or bad.
"Elected President, and acting as The Decider, George Bush made the EXECUTIVE DECISION to send US Troops to Iraq for which he was first cheered, and is now harped at."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 9, 2006
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Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.
KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006
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Similar to "abra-cadabra", but pertaining to "black magic".
A keyword or operative phrase that makes it work -- like a light switch.
Look out for the boom. You might even want to duck and cover (yo' ass).
Don your stunna glasses and watch for something mysteriously magical to follow.

Also used as ejaculative exclamation meaning, "lo and behold", "check it out", disappear, bitch! or "it's my birthday". Sometimes accompanied by two snaps of the finger, swinging the hand high left, then right (or any other alternative fancy gesture).
LEON: "So I's walkin' down discreet, and NIGGACADABRA !! A whole book of gift coupons for Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes."

TONY: " I was laying on my bunk reading the Bible, when my celly, Tyrone blurted out, 'NIGGACADABRA !!'. Hellz! Next thing I know I'm bent over, face down and penetrated. Aarrghhhh!! Help me, Momba!"

Li'L PEEPS: "Momma, I want "NIGGACADABRA !!" (breakfast cereal for strong magicians)."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006
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Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.
SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006
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Once you go black,
you never go back;
Hidden dark mysteries of ultimate sex / sensuality.
"C'mon over hea baby, lemme give my sugar mama some BLACK MAGIC."
"Ohhh, yeeeeeeaaahhh."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 9, 2006
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LEE: "I buyz alda my bling at the 99c STORE."
DEE: "You are madwhack; and your bling is blang!"
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006
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Shorthand for a half-pound of pot.
(SEE: discussion of lb.)
"I can't afford a full pound this time. Do you want to go in with me on an HLB?
by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006
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