both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.

I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.

by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023

Junk Funk

Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.

Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs

by Junk Funk May 17, 2021

Junk

Whatever is in the trunk

Hey, what's in your trunk? Oh, just a bunch of junk.

by Anonjeans December 3, 2014

Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?

Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.

by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024

junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.

Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 6, 2008

Junk Hog

1. An individual who overindulges in the consumption of junk. Junk can be defined as any opiate or opioid medication preparation. One who hogs units of a junk shot preparation in which two individuals cook up a dual score utilizing a single needle. The second person shooting said drugs is dubbed as taking a, "back seat" on a shot. Folks in the backseat typically contracted illnesses from directly injecting the initial shooter's blood. This contraction depends on a vast amount of factors as some diseases contracted from needles, droppers, etc., are either blood or airborne. Basically hepatitis C & HIV are the culprits as well as flesh eating viruses for example.

Bowery the dealer - Sid, I love you & I love Nancy but she is a junk hog. She is bringing you down man. She doesn't give a fuck about anything else except pumping her &, your veins full of gear...

by tOXR(A)!! July 11, 2021