Full House Jinx

The occurrence of exactly 2 people saying the exact same thing at the same time, and 3 different people saying something different, but at the same time as the other 2, while in the presence of each other.

Then only can one person exclaim "Full House Jinx!" and render every participant of the Full House Jinx speechless until they receive an autograph from every actor within the main cast of Full House, the television show.

Derives from the Poker hand.

{10:10:10 p.m.} Jack: I have cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I hate cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Dave: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Cecil: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Tom: I won the lottery!
{10:10:11 p.m.} Skye: Full House Jinx!

by Bradley Giglio June 29, 2008

join the circus

To die or pass away or join the circus in the sky.

Joe joined the circus.

by Schemo February 12, 2005

Several Joint Liability

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.

Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.

by Billings Learned Hand November 22, 2012

Joinuary

Joinuary (JOYN-u-air-ee) n. The month when gyms see a huge spike in new memberships.

Bolly Fitness couldn't handle the influx of new people because of a successful Joinuary sales campaign.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL January 21, 2006

Jointification

The act of rolling a joint of marijuanna, this can include the act of aquiring the marijuanna, rolling papers and even down to finding the people to smoke it with- and what you will do afterwards.

"dude, lets get on with the jointification."

by hudgepudge April 10, 2008

joinking

Jumping on your mothers bed

kids jumping around and being silly on mums bed (joinking) when she doesn't like it

by innot December 8, 2013

Jinxy

adverb. A very sexy person but when you cannot tell her that you like her.

I was so jinxy.

by Jinxer123 March 20, 2019