Iron Fist

Not the Marvel Hero but a sexual thing where you fist a woman using only an iron from the closet.

Girl 1: My Vagina Hurts So Much
Girl 2: Why what did he do this time
Girl 1: HE used the Iron Fist
Girl 2: Wow sounds painfull

by ThiccyBoii March 20, 2017

Iron Man

What you call someone with a metal plate in their body, primarily the face/skull, often used when the person was severely beat up, resulting in the plate being put in.
Also used as "Iron Manned", as a past-tense verb, or "Iron Manning" as a present tense.

"Did you hear what happened to Marcus? He got stomped out. He had to go the hospital...they put a metal plate in his face."
"Damn.....that nigga got Iron Manned."

by Ole' Lefty March 11, 2010

Iron Seahorse

Place a horse bit in her mouth that you can yank on while giving it to her from behind! She'll be handcuffed and bucking around the room while you enjoy your seahorse sweety!

Shut that cocksucker or I'm gonna Iron Seahorse you baby!

by Flipper 09 February 1, 2009

Flat Iron

A fat woman with no breasts

guy 1:Omg why cant i score tonight
guy 2:Are you not getting owt?
guy 1:Only flat irons
guy 2: Ouchhhh

by Dougsey June 7, 2009

iron lung

A groupe of gnar gnar skiiers and snowboarders that shred the east coast... yes we are your heros!

Woah.. the iron lung kids are soo sick!

by j-money January 9, 2005

Iron Throne

When you rim a midget while he is sitting on your face

I met up with a midget I met on growler.com and put him in the Iron Throne.

by dragonarmyone October 12, 2012

Iron Mike

n.
Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzes at every minor infraction of the rules.

Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for using the word "testicle."

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003