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Shit's fucked up

Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.
by ___O.O___ June 23, 2010
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Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole
He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.
by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017
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dick fucker

One who is constantly seeking/looking to sit on a fat phallus.

Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.

The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
My ex-girlfriend is a smelly dick fucker.

"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."

That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.
by Nutsakula July 16, 2006
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Pig Fucker

by jack December 26, 2003
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poodle fucker

Madonna

pop star madonna fucks a poodle in her book SEX

She also has posed erotically with poodles on several other occassions.
by antiskank December 7, 2003
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fucked up shop

When someone screws something up that should be relatively easy to do...the "shop" reference is for anyone that took "shop" class in school...all ya had to do was show up and hold a hammer for the whole class and you passed.
Wow Dutch really fucked up shop, when he made those changes to our fantasy baseball league...I guess thats what happens when you put a bald head in charge...
by JoeyPencils March 21, 2008
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Fucked the Pie

Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)
Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!
by j0hnth3f15h3rman January 17, 2010
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