Definitions by JoeyPencils
Midwit
A midwit is a person of average intelligence, that thinks they are smarter than they are and speaks on things they have a shallow understanding of as if they were genius and above. Their I.Q. range is 98-102, NOT 120.
Don't get john going on geopolitics. He is a midwit on the subject but acts as if he is Thomas Jefferson. But his sister is kinda hot so I let him babble.
Midwit by JoeyPencils March 24, 2025
Soft as a jelly donut
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
Soft as a jelly donut by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024
Twistin the Bread
When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."
"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."
Twistin the Bread by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012
fucked up shop
When someone screws something up that should be relatively easy to do...the "shop" reference is for anyone that took "shop" class in school...all ya had to do was show up and hold a hammer for the whole class and you passed.
Wow Dutch really fucked up shop, when he made those changes to our fantasy baseball league...I guess thats what happens when you put a bald head in charge...
fucked up shop by JoeyPencils March 21, 2008