The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
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Get the Crank mug.A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
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