dirty claire

When you meet someone at the bar that you want to hookup with, but they’re too sketchy to take home, so you go to the bathroom and use napkins as cushions for your knees so they don’t get bruised while you’re giving them sloppy tippy.

Gretchen: “Where’d you go? I’ve been looking for you.

Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.

by Kingblabla April 15, 2020

claire

usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea

child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!

by theWikipediaDictionary.. August 2, 2008

clart

French origin. Verb-abbreviation for clit fart; gas or air coming from near the clit.

Jane let a huge clart after she had fucked the entire football team.

by Ford LeCoq May 13, 2005

Claire

A word for a damp radiator or the smell of a damp radiator. It can be used as a insult or a compliment depending if you like damp radiators or the smell or not.

husband: my house smells like a Claire

wife: well get off your lazy arse and clean it then!



women: mmmmm i love your new perfume it smells like a claire (:



lady: better ring the plumber my radiators turned into a claire.

by Mirry October 21, 2008

Pussy Clart

When someone is too Much of a pussy that they back out just so you can't get credit for the kill.

This guy used husk hop, what a Pussy Clart

by JUZZYSACK96 September 10, 2022

claire

A huge slut who chats up every guy she see's, A Claire will act innocent but deep down she's a true whore.

Hey, that girl over there is a real Claire.

by sauceboss13 July 23, 2011

claire

really annoying and the snarkiest bitch around

god she is such a claire

by bigmac103 November 24, 2010