Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.
Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.
Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?
Anarch: YES! …no.
Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?
Anarch: YES! …no.
by tariqk December 5, 2021
Get the Carry the Stupid mug.carlysa is beautiful and such a great friend. she will always be there for you no matter what. short and sweet
Carlysa is gorgeous
by perioddd January 13, 2022
Get the carlysa mug.Related Words
Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021
Get the Caity Turd mug.Carly
If you know a Carly, then you know how this will transpire. She's smart, witty, kind, willing to listen, and she will GTS (google that shit). A bit reserved till she has a good read on someone, but, once that guard is down, she keeps someone very near to her heart. Even though they don't deserve it.
She's a researcher, an independent person, a bit of a superhero nerd, and is generally irritated by incels, misogyny, and other forms of extreme beliefs. She'll tell you exactly what she's thinking, even if it's hard to hear, because, the truth matters to her.
If any of this is ringing true, then, you know the physical characteristics of a Carly have to match. Dark hair, light eyes, beautiful smile, soft, porcelain skin; curvy, soft, and beautiful. You will want to make her feel like the goddess that she is. She's a cuddler, looks amazing in dresses, and nothing at all, and will pull other dude's partners right in front of you.
Celebrate her, cherish her, and be fucking honest, because a Carly is not something you'll ever recover from if you push her away, or cause her harm.
Maybe I've said too much about the Carly in my life, but, words can't capture it all.
If you know a Carly, then you know how this will transpire. She's smart, witty, kind, willing to listen, and she will GTS (google that shit). A bit reserved till she has a good read on someone, but, once that guard is down, she keeps someone very near to her heart. Even though they don't deserve it.
She's a researcher, an independent person, a bit of a superhero nerd, and is generally irritated by incels, misogyny, and other forms of extreme beliefs. She'll tell you exactly what she's thinking, even if it's hard to hear, because, the truth matters to her.
If any of this is ringing true, then, you know the physical characteristics of a Carly have to match. Dark hair, light eyes, beautiful smile, soft, porcelain skin; curvy, soft, and beautiful. You will want to make her feel like the goddess that she is. She's a cuddler, looks amazing in dresses, and nothing at all, and will pull other dude's partners right in front of you.
Celebrate her, cherish her, and be fucking honest, because a Carly is not something you'll ever recover from if you push her away, or cause her harm.
Maybe I've said too much about the Carly in my life, but, words can't capture it all.
by damocles1986 February 20, 2022
Get the Carly mug.I love you Carly
by Lelynd hall May 13, 2022
Get the Carly mug.A demonic entity that possesses unattended carts to target Tesla vehicles and cause dents. Commonly featured on Wham Baam Teslacam.
I came back to my Tesla Model Y and I seen a massive dent on the rear quarter panel. When I reviewed the Teslacam footage, I seen that the cart demon had targeted a cart in a nearby corral and made it target my Tesla Model Y
by Hurricane Dorian June 19, 2022
Get the Cart Demon mug.where one hits their cart (thc cartridge) and proceeds to blow it into the receiving individuals asshole, then said individual farts the pot smoke back out into the mouth of the giver, providing two hits instead of one.
by sockpurgatory September 14, 2022
Get the cart fart mug.