blonde monde 

a "blonde world" in incorrect French. Used to define bars and establishments with a profusion of blonde customers or waitresses.

Dude, restaurant is a total blonde monde.

blonde monde by Trampoline January 9, 2010

blonde bella

The best type of bella you will ever meet. Many people think that if your name is bella then you must have brown eyes and ugly ass brown hair like that bitch from twilight. This is total bullshit. As it turns out, the most common type of bella is a blonde one. She is a smart beautiful girl who instead of partying and getting hammered, stays at home and reads books. She is extremely sexy, and way smarter than everyone around her. She enjoys gardening, books, bike rides, and origami. She won't settle for a guy thats less than a ten.

Random Dude: Oh hey why wernt u at that party last night?
Totally Hot dude: Oh i got this new girlfriend shes a blonde bella if you know what i mean
Random Dude: awe shitman im jealous thats awesome

blonde bella by <3smakeup268 December 16, 2011

Blonde Suggestion 

A blonde suggestion is when you're talking to someone and they suggest something that's very obvious yet you find it amusing at the same time.

Me: Fuck, I stood on a Lego brick!
Blonde Friend: Sit down and check your foot's okay!
Me: Well that was a blonde suggestion...

Blonde Suggestion by JMR974 July 20, 2014

Blindie 

A selfie taken where the flash has forgotten to be turned off leading to a severe momentary daze

I just took a selfie forgot the flash was on ......hit fucking knee on coffee table blindie

Blindie by matty89 March 14, 2015

Blondeism 

The state of being dumb as a stereotypical blonde.

"I know a girl who suffers from Blondeism. She got confused over a Tuna can: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"

Blondeism by Zerberos666 December 5, 2016

blonde choch 

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass

‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul

blonde choch by AngieC91 June 7, 2018

Piss boondie 

When you piss in the sand and it creates a sand boondie made out of piss. One could say a yellow snow ball

Kyle: "Shit Damo.. that one hurt like a bastard.. you caught me square in me mouth mate.."
Damo: "Yeah, it probably tasted a bit funky too bro, it was a piss boondie"

Piss boondie by Savagely creepy December 8, 2022