bits

Possibly one of the most annoying synonyms for genitals.

Albert: 'So I saw this crazy old guy, running down the street showing off his bits to everyone-'
Tina: DAMMIT, DON'T SAY BITS! It's not cool!

by Tomra July 10, 2009

BITS

Back tits

you seen that girl at the beach she had bits..back tits

by alphayankee3 July 9, 2010

Bits

Bits = Bros in Traning. Bits are adolescent boys (usually preteens) who want to be bros. Bits are not quite old enough sexually to be bros but definitely have the attitude thing down. They look up to and idolize legit as balls bros.

Dude check out those Bits hitting on those girls like bros. They are totally out of their league. Have those bits even hit puberty yet?

by bricklayer79 May 16, 2011

Bits

The unusually disturbing flabs of skin that form on the backs of severely over-weight women. Often (and unfortunately) visible through tight clothing from down the block.

Did you see Julie's friend? What a shamu, that girl had bits bigger than her tits! Barf!!

by Hanex Gerbeno October 14, 2006

bits

The name referring to a big titted woman who is obnoxious, lumpish, dense, brainless, and overall unfortunate.

"Oh god I can't stand the sound of her voice, Bits must be talking"

"I don't mean to pull a bits on you but this sentence needs more CLARITY"

by classmate_humour December 1, 2011

Bits

When the sheer girth of one's man tit not only extends forward putting to shame the likes of Pam Anderson and Denise Milani but also protrudes from the back creating back to front symmetry that no human should be able to naturally display.

Check the bits on that guy. I never thought I would ever be so turned on by back fat! Is that weird?

by MB83 January 13, 2011

Bitey

A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.

Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.

Related: see furry

Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.

by spoonwa July 28, 2009