make his bed

When you have dirty, dirty, dirty sex on your Boo's gay BFF's bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.

"We're going to have to 'Make his bed' tomorrow before we leave so he doesn't sleep in our, you know" , said Boo.

by mazzok May 23, 2016

annoying bed

A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"

by DeKnees August 17, 2020

Italian Bunk Bed

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

beast in bed

When a man throws his woman onto a bed and ravish's her like a wild animal.

Amie - So I heard you and Chad hooked up last night?
Keirsten - Oh yeah he is a regular Beast In Bed!
Amie - Meow!!!

by JDawg 316 June 23, 2016

the fight bed

term used to describe any secondary sleep location which is used as a result of an argument between sexual partners

Paul was destined for the fight bed after telling his girlfriend she could lose a few....

by sheila in the car October 6, 2009

make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

bunk bed head

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it

"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"

by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021