Weasel's

The Weasel AKA "La Rata" is an accomplice of Nooger. Weasel's are recognized by a bald odd shaped head and inferior sun glasses. Although not as deadly as a Nooger it is still a force to be reckoned with.

"Archeologists discover what seem to be the remains of a Weasel."

by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003

Weasels

Weasels are manifestations of the impending chores which await you in times of stress. They are usually most prevalent on a sunday afternoon when, instead of being able to relax, the constant thought of shopping, washing, homework or the upcoming week beginning the following morning render you uncappable of pleasant feelings.

Dale: Goodness gracious me, I have such bad study weasels!

Marco: whats up dude?

Dale: I have a test tomorrow morning.

Dale: EEHHH i have such hectic shopping weasels!

Barry: Whats wrong?

Dale: I have procrastibating all day, and I have nothing in the fridge and I have such bad munchies, after an hour spent in the xen Garden

by Bazzabug October 17, 2009

weasel

To abruptly initiate awkward or weird motions/actions that irritate, annoy or offend the general public.

Jason is such a weasel.

by lillebron November 9, 2009

land weasel

A sneaking, under-handed and dishonest person. Someone who can not be trusted. A villain, liar, cheater, thief or scoundrel.

The thief escaped into the night as stealthily as a land weasel.
He is such a dishonest land weasel. I would never trust him.

by Tabraea February 3, 2010

poppin' the weasel

Cheating, whipping it out, get the idea?

Today, me and John's girlfriend were poppin' the weasel! I hope he doesn't find out.

by C dawg1241235 October 17, 2010

stink weasel

a creepy hairless rodent.usually seeking an anus to burrow in.there could be a nasty aftermath.

That stink weasel wouldn't get away from my dripping bunghole.

by Andrew Heinecke December 30, 2005

Weasel

Weasel is someones penis basically

I have a huge weasel
look at the size of his weasel

by Scotty-0 March 6, 2003