Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023

Staying Together

an awesome roblox game on roblox and its so awesome

i love Staying Together on roblox the most awesome roblox video game ever and its so awesome and cool and awesome

by donovanni September 3, 2023

SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN

The most brain-numbing thing in existence

Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers

by hitpobopto July 11, 2024

Joleyn Tange

A woman who has 2 sides

When she gives history, she sucks

when she doesnt give history, she is godly

also she likes to get tea.. When she gets tea, she will be away for 100 years and serve eternity to the tea machine

also you will die

Hey Joleyn Tange!

''im gon go get some tea ill be back in 1 second''

by efu8ejcoef September 15, 2023

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

the tangerine to my aubergine

Davesport.. just Davesport

This can be used within two DSaF fans to express love

Person 1 "You're the tangerine to my aubergine"

by Dave_Miller February 25, 2024

Tewksbury Todger

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024