The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous January 2, 2016
The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.
girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."
by thatpositiveperson November 29, 2020
When you stick the dick in upside down, and suck her nipple at the same time. Complicated, but you’ll figure it out 👌🏼
by Position king December 2, 2017
by ExtraProtein December 12, 2017
A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
by Gatoradebottle September 10, 2013
The rule of being positive in the Shed. The shed is located in Markiplier’s discord server, and is the motto of the Shed. This rule declares that we all shall be positive and clean all negativity in the shed.
by starverse February 11, 2018
by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017