textnosis

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

by guesswholaura January 1, 2009

Textercise

The act of loosening the muscles in your fingers by texting until satisfactory. Usually when your hands fall asleep, are very numb, or cramped.

You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.

Sonic: After I played in the snow and my fingers got all numb I had to textercise them back to normal
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...

by ErikaBaby February 5, 2009

textonym

Two or more words that are spelled using the same series of keys in a text message.

"Me" and "of" are both entered using 6-3.

Also "good", "home", "gone", "hood", "hoof", and "goof" are textonyms.

My boyfriend was concerned when I texted him that I was nearly good. I explained that it was a textonym and I meant to say I was nearly home.

by AuntieBelle March 14, 2009

textonym

When texting the same numbers comes up with multiple words.

THe most anonying textonym is "go" and "in."
Lips/Kiss
Good/Home
Bitches/Chubies

by JR1127 July 26, 2009

textertainment

when someone over a phone texts you random funny stuff, and you just say lol and they text you another random funny thing, you just keep loling...(and some might not be funny, too)

joe- wow! that chick is FAT!!!!!!
you-lol
joe- why does my ass itch?
you-lol
joe- i just saw a SLUT!
you- lol
joe- ouch i just sat on a pin!
you- your textertainment isnt funny anymore...
and so on...

by mr. shitheadsezhai December 9, 2009

textnology

All the technological mediums for sending a text message i.e) cell phones, AIM, Facebook chat, Skype chat, Blackberry, marquee, highway construction signs, etc.

My mom can't keep up with all the new textnology. She thinks "BRB," "LOL," and "NBD" are types of sexually transmitted diseases.

by cheekeybum November 8, 2009

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010