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crack open a cold one 

To open up an ice cold beer
I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open. 

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak
Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

bust it open 

A phrase used to describe when a woman spreads her legs open wide to fuck
I spent alot of money on this date, this bitch better bust it open tonight!

bust it open by G-Rankins December 28, 2007

Kmart is Open 

A slang term for ones fly being in the downright position exposing ones underwear. Can cause social embarrassment, sexual harassment, or crude laughter.
"Dude, that girl will not even look at you if Kmart is Open."
Kmart is Open by STV2119012 May 19, 2009

Crack open a cold one 

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside
1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one
Crack open a cold one by (****()) August 23, 2022

Veronica, open the door please 

the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.

if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead
VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR

veronica, open the door please for submission