Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone
"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"
by TreeRooster March 16, 2019
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noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .
Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."
by Nanersification December 13, 2011
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Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.
I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.
by Paybuuuu March 29, 2018
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noodle daddy

When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.
Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy
by Prime Rebel August 03, 2018
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Noodle-kun

The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.

If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them
Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!
by Unknown User 👤 May 27, 2020
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Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers
Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.
by despicvble July 04, 2015
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goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
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