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Monochatous

A person who only sends an idea, joke, etc to one person via text message or messaging application at a time.
How's this outfit look? I'm monochatous, I'm not asking anyone else.
by DorkInBoots May 27, 2024
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Monochatous

A person who will only send an idea, picture, joke, etc to one person via text message or messaging app. A monochatous person will not send the same message to many people to compare their reactions, as this would be unethical.
> I'm monochatous! You have to tell me how this outfit looks, I'm not asking anyone else.
> Bro, who cares just send it to someone else
by DorkInBoots May 27, 2024
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Menoporsche

“I saw Derek the other day driving a convertible with his trophy wife, wearing a Nike tech. Midlife crisis?”
“Yeah, he’s going through Menoporsche.”
by kimstagram7075 June 18, 2024
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Mono Metrallético

A type of monkey with a minigun which is literally the coolest and sexiest alive beeing to ever exist. He is lonely and doesn't trust anyone, but when its the right time, he becomes the polla and starts to fuck everything and everyone.
Bloons TD player: Yo chat this Mono Metrallético is fucking every balloon like if a nuclear bomb
Chat: OMG he is the polla
by Mamellas November 27, 2024
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mono-dialogue

1. One person (mono) having a discussion as two distinct people (dialogue). 2. To outwardly carry on a debating or discussing with yourself as two distinct personalities. 3. To talking to an imaginary person as a routine.
Flip Wilson stood on stage all alone for over an hour delivering a hilarious mono-dialogue between he and someone named Hester Sue debating the meaning of life. It was pretty darn funny to watch..
by Ean M. Williamssom January 9, 2025
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monkprovement

An improvement, action or purchase that does not seem to make sense from an economic point of view, but satisfies the inner monk in order to achieve the optimum in a sub-area
A monkprovement is using a $20 smart plug to turn off low-wattage devices, earning yearly savings of less than $2
by macrojames January 21, 2025
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Momopause

A short, self-declared break taken specifically to satisfy an intense craving for momos. Similar to a “pause,” but exclusively justified by the urgent need to eat dumplings.
I need to take a momopause before starting the next episode.
by izAyeah February 22, 2026
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