A person who will only send an idea, picture, joke, etc to one person via text message or messaging app. A monochatous person will not send the same message to many people to compare their reactions, as this would be unethical.
> I'm monochatous! You have to tell me how this outfit looks, I'm not asking anyone else.
> Bro, who cares just send it to someone else
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.