Malesa 

A girl who is incredibly hot and cute at the same time, but she won't let you call her cute!

Guy 1: Who is that sexy cutie walking around campus??
Guy 2: Dude are you fuckin' retarded?? Everyone knows Malesa!

Malesa by captaintexas August 27, 2011

100 Mile Rule

When you are more than 100 miles away from your significant other, you may do whatever you want, including cheat on them

Bob hooked up with Cindy while he was in Vegas, but he knew that his girlfriend Carrie wouldn't mind, because he was covered by the 100 mile rule.

100 Mile Rule by Sorcyress October 16, 2008

mile high club 

Preforming any sexual thing while being in an airplane during flight, usually in the bathroom.

When I go to Florida in the spring with Mike, we are going to become members of the "Mile High Club".

mile high club by SaM* September 28, 2005

Mile Away Club 

The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.

1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club

2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!

Wife- What? We only had sex once!

Mile Away Club by Mr. Rugby August 2, 2011

Jaidan M1les 

The hottest, biggest, manliest, nicest and purest person in the world. you will never meet someone as nice and hot as a Jaidan, if your ever lucky enough to find a Jaidan you are blesses by god himself and be extremely grateful for your find

Jasmine: sex with Jaidan M1les?

Danial: OMG YESSSSSS!!!!!!1!!1!!!!1

Jaidan M1les by Jaidan M1les December 1, 2019

Jersey Mikes Friday 

The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.

Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.

Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.

Jersey Mikes Friday by tungachunga January 19, 2020

To make an 8 Mile 

To criticize yourself or to put in evidence something really obvious about yourself, in a way that will prevent others from doing so.

Eminem : I'm white yo
Black guy : Oh fuck, I can't say it in my battle lyrics anymore yo

Nerd: Ye I'm skinny, got no swag, red-haired and stinky, so what?
Hot chick: Oh this nerd knows how to make an 8 Mile, I so want to date him now

To make an 8 Mile by MaxAndJulie January 25, 2010