Homo Grindus

Homo grindus is a person who is constantly grinding, working, whether on himself, on his business, or is simply a workaholic. The term originated in the corporate worker community in Prague, Czech Republic, and from there it gradually spread around the world. This is the next stage of Homo spiecies.

- Is Filip coming for a beer with us on Saturday?
- No, he has a weekend shift and studying.
- Classic Homo Grindus.

by uncle_fresh_here December 4, 2023

Homo-erosion

When the gayness of a man (or person) decreases due to being annoyed at the online presence of the LGBTQ+ community

Yeah, I used to be queer. But discourse over the lesbian flag has inflicted homo-erosion upon me.

by $u$$'d up February 29, 2024

Homo crackpipe

When one gay man performs oral sex on another gay man while roasting his testicles with a BIC lighter and swallowing his love juice.

Omg bro I gave him the old homo crackpipe and now he's addicted.....

by xxHRDCR3xx March 15, 2024

homo-stained

Something Bo said in the movie Cursed that no one understands !!

BRO PLS WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

"Lets get outta here before we get homo-stained!"

by anonymous April 10, 2024

Homo Sapiens Sapiens

The full name of the human species, literal meaning "we smart-smart", created to distinguish us from similar anthropoids, who we believe maybe to have been smart, but not smart-smart.

To your left, an example of Homo sapiens sapiens, vomiting on something.

by I woi May 9, 2024

Homo Evolutis

A proposed subspecies of Homo sapiens characterized by the integration of nanotechnological enhancements within their biological systems. These enhancements, introduced through the Humanity Upgrade Initiative, have been observed to induce significant physiological and cognitive alterations, including increased longevity, enhanced cognitive function, and heightened resilience to disease. Further research is necessary to fully understand the long-term implications of this technological integration and its potential impact on human evolution.

After his brainchip was installed, the male Homo evolutis began to feel a great sense of empathy and interconnectedness with other humans. He began a human-advocacy campaign that united people of all levels of education under the banner of creating highly educational and entertaining media.

by FauxCrush May 22, 2024

homo fapper

The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.

The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:

- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:

- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?

Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.

by xythras September 24, 2024