by Guido-grease-monkey February 24, 2010
Get the Guido-grease-mokney mug."Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.
"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."
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A group of rocks with a message written in twelve languages (notably, this includes English, Sanskrit, and Classical Greek), essentially advocating a world Government. These were erected and funded by an anonymous donor using the pseudonym Robert C. Christian, so we do not know if this is an individual or a representative of a group, and how much power and influence they have.
The "guide" part comes from the content of this message: a list of instructions. The instructions, as in the English inscriptions, are:
1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
The "guide" part comes from the content of this message: a list of instructions. The instructions, as in the English inscriptions, are:
1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
Person A: The Georgia Guidestones prove that there is at least one person with at least some influence advocating a world government.
Person B: That would be a huge blow to individual liberty! And with a monopolous world government and a digital currency, you would only need a madman in power to instate communism! And since all politicians are pretty much mad anyway, that would not take long!
Person A: Let them try. Let the world crash and burn as communism fails once and for all. Humanity has risen from its own ashes again. We are a cockroach upon nature, and now that we have declared war, we can no longer back down.
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Person B: That would be a huge blow to individual liberty! And with a monopolous world government and a digital currency, you would only need a madman in power to instate communism! And since all politicians are pretty much mad anyway, that would not take long!
Person A: Let them try. Let the world crash and burn as communism fails once and for all. Humanity has risen from its own ashes again. We are a cockroach upon nature, and now that we have declared war, we can no longer back down.
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Get the Georgia Guidestones mug.When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.
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Get the gideo mug.Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.
I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.
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