Greg BENNETT

if you want to know the gayest thing on earth look for a Greg Bennett

did anyone hear what that faggot Greg Bennett said? he said, "I NEED TWO GUYS AT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK!"

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.

I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work

by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025

Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

Got Gregged

Big drink session with Greg!

It starts with a couple.... Then I got Gregged!

by Ghost Writer 99 December 16, 2025

Got Gregged

To go out for drinks with Greg and have no memory the next day

It started with a couple of beers... then i got Gregged!

by Ghost Writer 99 December 16, 2025

Gregging

Repeatedly going to Greggs for food, an act committed by someone addicted to greggs

Hungry Guy One: “Would you like anything to eat? I’m going gregging”

Hungry Guy Two: “Cheese and onion bake please”

Hungry Guy One: “I’m on it, we’re a great team!”

Hungry Guy one returns to work with 4 sausage rolls, 4 cheese pizzas, 4 pepperoni pizzas, 5 doughnuts, 4 yum yums and hungry Guy twos cheese and onion bake

by Razaphen January 5, 2026

Lil Greg

A legendary, round, crispy entity embodying eternal contentment and crispiness. Known for his simplistic yet profound philosophy: "Stay Crispy. Stay Content."

"Mate, you need to stop stressing and be more like Lil Greg—just stay crispy."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."

by tombaron86 February 14, 2025