God

God I think is fat as fuck Jesus on the other hand is skinny as fuck like how’d they make the freaking world and we’re perfect these fat skinny bitches made the world like fuck them

Zoey:I L❤️VE GOD AND JESUS THEY MADE ME

Darrin:really? I think gods fat and Jesus is fucking skinny
Zoey:😳

by Z +D=😘 October 18, 2019

God

God is a being of Love who spoke everything into existence. God is neither male or female God is Spirit, but God is usually used in a masculine form like he, his, him. God Loves you no matter what and wants you the be with him so he sent his one and only son Jesus Christ to die for your sins.

Me: “Thank you God for all you have done for me”

by [_Hi_] July 3, 2020

God

God. Dog. God is dog... God's a bitch

God is dog backwards, God is dog, dog is bitch, God is dog bitch

by anonymous February 11, 2021

God

Level 99 boss.

God leveled up! That's just how Mafia works¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Atlas1245 January 7, 2019

God

Non Existing

WOW UR DIK IS LIK GOD

by Nigerian Boiz 69 April 15, 2018

God

Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan is not the GOAT, he is god.

by greekthehuman March 12, 2020

God

the reason everything is in existence. PEOPLE SHOULD ACCEPT HIM SO THEY COULD GO TO HEAVEN.... AND NOT BE CASTED INTO THE BURNING LAKE OF FIRE KNOWN AS HELL

God, we thank you for everything and we know that you sent your son to die for our sins. I ask you to come into my heart and save me from going to hell

by nikkie2253 July 17, 2017