Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving.
Known as Black Friday because even white people will steal from stores as if they were hood ass black people.

Did you see that lil white boy stealin' all the shit from the mall?
He was actin' like it was Black Friday.

by Giraffe's Baws December 16, 2008

Dirty Frida

Verb: The act of smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line, creating a sticky uni-brow. Named for twentieth century Mexican artist Frida Kahlo who was known for controversial art and her notorious unibrow.

Noun: The possession of a sticky uni-brow made from smearing vaginal secretions along the (eye)brow line.

He liked the taste of his new girlfriend so much he decided to wear her. After little debate, he said, "what the hell?" and gave himself a dirty frida.

by bibliophilia November 18, 2009

FHF (Free Head Friday)

every friday, the one person in your circle of friends who you pick on all the time about being gay is designated to give "free head" on fridays.

Its friday! Lets all go to Boo Boo's Head Shack and get some FHF (Free Head Friday)

by FHF Special May 19, 2009

faded friday

A tradition started at a high school in the Santa Barbara/Goleta area where a group of people would bring water bottles of alcohol in a water bottle and chug during first period, and be faded for the rest of the day. They would then rally to each other with the call " hey is it friday for you?? " and no one could understand them.

" hey is it friday for you?"

" yea, i'm pretty faded, dude"

"let surf it after faded friday is over"

" for suuuure"

by anna nicole curren October 15, 2006

Freeday

The day when everybody is happy, since it's the last day of the school week and also the next day is Saturday and a Friday is the end of the school week.

origin: derived from friday and the portmanteau of adding freedom

A Freeday, has all the good sides of Friday

It's Freeday today so lets partay!!

by Seb_sta January 20, 2009

Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

by workaholic March 23, 2012

freitasize

To make something broken work better to a Freitas standard.

"I fixed the tv like a boss"

"Yeah, you really FREITASIZED the shit out of it."

by Satierf Namssa December 30, 2016