Fongalon is someone, female in particular, who believes they are more attractive than they actually are. They are deceiving in appearance as from afar they seem attractive, but as you move closer to them you find they are not. People who are fongalons are deceptive, this is usually contributed to the clothes they wear. Their appearance is improved by a good dress sense, but as someone moves closer to them the actual calibre of the person is displayed.
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Get the fongalon mug.After anal sex, the act of dipping one's testicles into partner's anal cavity and coating the scrotum in fecal matter.
And, after desired coating is achieved, then placing said testicles into partner's mouth.
And, after desired coating is achieved, then placing said testicles into partner's mouth.
"So while I was balls deep in Kimberly's ass last night, I figured I may as well follow it up with a Kentucky fondue. Her breath still smells. I'm never calling her again."
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Get the Church of the Fonz mug.Open to interpretation, but normally swear words. It can be used to confuse people or to occupy a group of people when seriously bored.
Bob: I was going to fone her yesterday.
Jim: Why didn't you?
Bob: Courage is hard to get these days, ya know...
Jim: Why didn't you?
Bob: Courage is hard to get these days, ya know...
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