Earl's Swirl

First, Fasten something such as a rope or harness from the ceiling, tree, ect.. After prolonged fucking perform the Earl Swirl. Place your bitch on her back with her flappy oven mitt exposed.This will give you a target. Attach your hands, feet and neck to the above rope, leaving you in the "L" shape or Ghandi style position (your choice). Have your slut-whore suck you to your ready to come, then lay her back down. Place your nuts in her mouth till you start to cum, and have her spin your around with a motion similiar to the price is rights' wheel. Your balls will spin around in her mouth and skeet with shoot for a full 360 degree rotation.

Last night I did the Earl's Swirl, and the bitch locked in on my nuts and the twisted up like a threaded bolt. Fuck that bitch.

by Earl the Swirl June 19, 2007

Earl sweatshirt

Birth name Thebe Kgositsile, a 17 year old rapper from Los Angeles, California known in the group ofwgktadgaf, Tyler the Creator's younger brother. Rumors to his dissapearance from ofwgkta have said that his mother disapproved of his music and sent him off to boarding school, but in reality it was his choice to go to Samoa Coral Reef Academy. He still writes music but has said that he is "focusing on other things for now."

The "Free Earl" campaign is a gimmick, he is not being held against his will.

Earl sweatshirt got mad skills, tho

by Laylen- July 16, 2011

Earl Boykins

A midget professional basketball player at 5'5" the only reason he's in the NBA is because he's faster than everyone and can make shots, also the team he plays on gets more ticket sells because people love watching a 5'5" guy guard tall point guards.

Earl Boykins is guarding Lebron James? That's a 15 inch difference.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

earles

are defined by their large and thick penises, and they are one-woman men. They make up for it with their incredible giggle.

Person #1: Did you see that guy?
Person #2: Yeah, he was hung like an Earles!!

by tgirrrl May 13, 2010

earl

The urban New Orleans way of saying oil

B-Loc: "Picture my car breaking down, my nigga!!!"

Lil Feces: "You probably need some earl up in yo shit, yea"

by jvarna5 January 30, 2008

Earl Grey

To have sex with a British woman.

Dexter was bored of Rita, and had to get him some Earl Grey

by QuarantineV1 March 27, 2011

Earlop

A skate trick used and invented by southern skate teams.
First, turn your board on it's back so that the top is resting on your toes. Then jump upwards, flipping the board on it's wheels, and land on your board.

Also the Earlop 180, same as above, but land facing the oppsite direction of starting.

DUUUUUDE the Sweet Dreams Team can pull off some pretty hep Earlops!!

Yeah, they're pretty sick.

by Kelle July 25, 2008