Cecil County

The most awesome place to live!! there are a bunch of rednecks and rebel flags, tractor pulls and derbies, a lot of beer drinking parties, bonfires (usually out in the middle of the woods) beer pongs and beer bongs, the cecil county fair is the best week of the year, all cecil countians wait for it all year. there are more trucks then cars, mostly turbo deisels dodge rams cummins, ford power strokes, and chevy duramax. everywhere youlook you can usually find a farm around, and a lot of corn fields. come on down yall :)

are you going to cecil county?
hell yeahhhh hoss

by scbb June 20, 2011

Delaware County Christian School

Place where a bright young student is broken repeatedly. Resistance is futile. Jesus will win your soul.

Delaware County Christian school taught me how to hate myself more affectively.

by rachel March 25, 2005

Dekalb County

Home of kids who fuck before marriage and spread around STD’s

Eww you got to school in Dekalb County!

by mayaapaya December 16, 2019

St. Mary's County

Located on the southern tip of Maryland, this county has been deemed the birthplace of "religious freedom" (which is really just a nice way of saying that as long as you were Christian during the time of the colonists you were okay, but by law you could still be murdered if you were an atheist, a buddhist, or of any other faith). Colonists first settled on what is now known as St. Clement's Island in 1634, where the country's first Catholic mass was said.

This county boasts a highly educated population, but also is home to some of the most rampant development in the state, not to mention some of the worst drivers in the world.

Once revered for being a small rural community, this place is currently trading in its country roots for more crab shacks, crack houses and strip malls.

85% of the area's jobs come from the Patuxent River Naval Air Station located near Lexington Park, Maryland, which means if you aren't an engineer or a soldier, your chances of finding a decent, well-paying job are very slim.

The area is also known for its obsession with greasy oyster stew and steamed crabs, its outrageous taxes, its overly high rent prices, it's inbred native population, and its complete lack of art or entertainment options for residents.

I've been trying to get out of St. Mary's County since I got here.

by atrociousandy April 7, 2009

York County

Since York County (the "YC") is so "bad" and "boring" why don't we all just pack our bags and move to Newport News and live below the poverty line. Let's starve to death. Let's trade in our coronas and budweisers for Colt 45s and Hurricane Ices.

"York County sucks, let's go to Newport News."

(meanwhile in Newport News)
"Hey, you wanna eat tonight? I'm hungry."
"No let's smoke CRACK!"

by clewis August 12, 2006

camden county college

1) Where all the kids who don't go to college on dady's money go.

2) Community college where kids get their start, then transfer over to another school after two years.

Kid A- Hey, did you hear that awesome radio show?

Kid B- Of yeah, from Camden County College. That was great.

by Stick92 June 13, 2009

Johnson County

You could live a lot worse. It's not as rich as everyone says, granted some people are loaded and the majority of them went to my high school. There are a lot of people that are fake but if you look deeper you'll find most people are normal and not rich as fuck. We do have great schools. So don't hate us because our parents worked hard to get here. I used to hate to say I'm from Leawood but now I say it with pride because my parents worked hard to get there and I shouldn't be ashamed of their work ethic

I went to Blue Valley North, I'm not rich, both my parents work, and I don't have blonde hair, nothing is what it seems.

by YEA! November 21, 2004