When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.
Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.
Since York County (the "YC") is so "bad" and "boring" why don't we all just pack our bags and move to Newport News and live below the poverty line. Let's starve to death. Let's trade in our coronas and budweisers for Colt 45s and Hurricane Ices.
"York County sucks, let's go to Newport News."
(meanwhile in Newport News)
"Hey, you wanna eat tonight? I'm hungry."
"No let's smoke CRACK!"