chapstick

When you penis is the size of a chapstick tube yet women cannot keep it off of their lips

The guy over there is the size of a chapstick tube but I still wanta to suck his fucking cock

by Cockmaster January 9, 2004

Chapstick

Extremely dirty kid who never washes his hair or takes a shower!

That kid is a chapstick

by King Rooney November 11, 2008

Capshit

When someone feels the need to use ALL FRICKIN CAPS in order to emote their excessive internet anger.

Caroline: WHY YOU BE STEALIN MY MAN!?!?!?!
Alexx: Dude, don't go all capshit on me

by Alexx613 June 28, 2011

clamschmacking

The act of two women rubbing their vulvae against each other. Also known as scissoring.

If it weren't for Donald Trump, Melania would still be clamschmacking in Slovenia.

by invisiblehand November 11, 2016

Capsaicin Intolerant

a pussy

jim - "yo did you hear that critikal is Capsaicin Intolerant?"
dave - "nah he just a pussy"

by crazy gravy December 23, 2020

main chaps

a truly righteous band of brothers, those who can be relied upon not to hurl chunks on only the seventh pint

Main Chap: I was out with the Main Chaps last night and had eight pints of Guiness and a jumbo deep fried sausage.

Observer: Of course.

by Terry Ebberstone November 27, 2007

Blue caps

ibuprofen - the capsules for 200 mg Advil is a painkiller and it is blue coming in a dissolving capsule.

I have a killer headache time to pop some blue caps.

by BIGBOY3569 September 11, 2022