Clapsauce

When she or her is valid to get clapped, dogged or dicked down

That sharmota can really that the clapsauce, No cap

by The Clap God March 9, 2020

catsauce

a fictional substance that is composed of feline characteristics within a slightly viscous liquid.

"Oh, Catsauce!" -used as a swear (similar to hogwash )

Bill: "Hey, how are you, Fred?"
Fred: "You know, life is just catsauce"

-used by Fred to indicate to Bill that he opposes small talk and that Bill really doesn't care how he is.

by The Real Duplicity June 23, 2010

clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

crapsauce

a stronger form of weaksauce, meaning crappy; shitty; lame; sucky

that movie was crapsauce

by JCarter March 10, 2009

Cripsauce

A superbly unexpected, frivolous, and all-around gangster finish.

1. It was pure cripsauce when that Zatarian girl fell at the graduation ceremony.

2. *points to favorite brand of mustard* Can you please pass the cripsauce? I need to top off my hot dog.

by Diana something or other January 5, 2009

cheapsauce

Of giving or having an unfair advantage, usually relating to videogames.

"Smells like freshly bottled cheapsauce to me."

by Anon- September 3, 2003