Definitions by invisiblehand

clamschmacking 

The act of two women rubbing their vulvae against each other. Also known as scissoring.

If it weren't for Donald Trump, Melania would still be clamschmacking in Slovenia.

clamschmacking by invisiblehand November 11, 2016

Akron Turtlewax 

The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.

I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.

Akron Turtlewax by invisiblehand March 12, 2015