Cockmaster's definitions

chapstick

When you penis is the size of a chapstick tube yet women cannot keep it off of their lips

The guy over there is the size of a chapstick tube but I still wanta to suck his fucking cock

by Cockmaster January 9, 2004

Arnold Swartzaneigher

POOKISTAN's bastardised version of Arnold Schwarzenegger, found on the PS2 Rainbow Six 3 GameFAQs board.

Also proves that POOKISTAN is retarded

POOKISTAN can't spell Arnold Swartzaneigher

by cockmaster April 1, 2004

phill o'shagnasty

The above description fails to include the word 'ginger'.

Watch that dirty ginger Phil O'Shagnasty run away in a drunken way after attempting to breed with a motor vehicle.

by CockMaster April 5, 2003

KAMIKAZE!

What you shout while weilding a potato gun, japanese banadanna, round tinted spectacles and large y-fronts while charging at an enemy.

"what the FUCK!!??"
"KAMIKAZE!!!!!"

KA-BOOM!

by cockmaster April 1, 2004

phill o'shagnasty

see also sick

Dumping dead bodies of abused women outside your place of work is sick.

by CockMaster April 5, 2003

pissera

Fat ass. Pun of "Viscera", former obese wrestler. Can be used as a substitue for "to take a piss"

Look at that pissera (fat ass)
I took a pissera (I peed)

by CockMaster July 9, 2003