choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

by Joel February 26, 2003

Chodeliness

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode

That guy had mega chodeliness.

by GR][M July 3, 2009

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

Choderanus

A chode that is the worst among other chodes. the Highest leval of chode. This guy literally screams chode when he or even she walks into a room.

dude 1: hey where that random guy came from is he friends with u?

dude 2: well unfortunately yes he is with me but i try not to hang around him too much due to the fact that hes a total Choderanus!

by Gold Cobra2011 July 6, 2011

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011

Choder Bong

Those wide mouthed bongs that make it feel like your sucking a Choder penis.

I passed the big wide Choder Bong over to my friend for a Choder Bong Hit.

by Stripclubdeej June 14, 2011

Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora

Dude, she had the loosest chode canal

by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011