Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

blanketophobia

The fear of blankets.

The girl had Blanketophobia, the fear of blankets, so she could not cover herself up when sleeping.

by WarriorCatGirl27 January 3, 2019

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat

When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket

by EHZD October 12, 2019

Blanket Boy

Opposite of a "Pillow Princess ." A boy (specifically Elliot), mostly an LGBTQ man, who prefers to receive sexual stimulation more than they do to give it.

"Elliot is a blanket boy."

by Babeybee November 5, 2019

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019