The most annoying creature on earth with glasses and could ever exist. If you meet him, kill him. Let me make that straight for you. Kill. Him.
by TheFoxNinja March 9, 2016
Get the Alexmug. 
A person who has a dick that a girl could settle down with.. but later rejects her because of her hairy pussy.
Damn, that guy is a total Alex, I'd never need another dick.
I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.
I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.
by kendui69 July 25, 2011
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You are what you eat. He gets turned on by food. Don't try & take his food because you might lose a finger. He plays football, & lowkey watches baseball too. Alex is the definition of "Hit it & Quit it" his dick thinks for itself. If you come across an Alex just turn the other way because they have no chill.
by Pwoww June 10, 2014
Get the Alexmug. tap dances...likes english but not the teacher, likes making definitions for people on urban dictionary, to space or not to space, i have a lot of random things to say but idk if they'd help at all, has the 69th most popular name for babies, had blonde hair as a kid so she highlighted her hair now, has a thing with consistent verb tense.
by lia dale walker February 4, 2009
Get the alexmug. A queer creature obsessed with illogical arguments and irrelevant stuff, has total ignorance of the subject that everyone else is talking about. People usually want to tell him to fuck of but fear it would destroy his fragile mind. Also seems obsessed with zoophilia
Person1: Hey look there's a person wearing a cardboard box and poking a dead cat
Person2: Hu must be Alex
Person2: Hu must be Alex
by The random person in a tree June 20, 2016
Get the Alexmug.