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squeege

someone who believes they're at a high position at a low paying job.
someone who will believe they're better than you because of their position at a low paying job.
someone who will do anything their boss tells them to do.
squeege - "i didn't ask you to put away everything, i told you." regular employee - "i know, you DID tell me to put away everything in a question format, but we were supposed to be doing the same thing anyways so i don't understand why you can't help me." squeege - it's because i TOLD you, do i seriously need to council you?" regular employee - " no.... i thought you would just be considerate enough to help me..." squeege - "you thought wrong, get back to work." regular employee - "wow, he's such a squeege, i don't understand why he's so strict, he's only making a dollar more than me and it's gone way above his head." regular employee's co-worker - " that guys a squeege, he'll do whatever he's told even if it's a penny more than you make as long as he's making more than you." regular employee - "oh alright, that make perfect sense taking his squeege like personality into consideration."
by jeff bridgezz June 15, 2010
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Squeeze the Breeze

Rolling up the wind of a moving car to reduce the wind in the back seat.
by Drew Harmon January 23, 2009
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Ice Hockey Club in Sheffield, UK. Playing recreational hockey, for fun and beer.
You bunch of homoxual squeelers!
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dick squeegee

One who sucks a guy completely dry
GET AWAY GERRY!!! Your a real dick squeegee.
by Tyrone Mctwat July 2, 2009
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Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.
Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.
by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009
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Squeezer

One who claims their parents possesions as their own
I have an S2000!
by Anonymous February 14, 2003
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squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.
My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.
by Grossed the fuck out January 18, 2010
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