Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.

Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!

by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023

fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

Nuggee Split

When you are drunk or blazed and buy a 10 or 20 piece chicken nugget to split between two people.

We would like two five piece nugget, oh wait make that a ten piece nuggee split!

by ElCompanjero September 5, 2016

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021