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Hypothetical Relationship

An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".
I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.
by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014
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Snapchat Relationship

A relationship between two people that only involves Snapchat messages and hooking up. No phone numbers or other forms of social media are ever exchanged. The relationship can last anywhere from a few hours to a couple years, but feelings are never known. In general, little to no personal information is ever exchanged. The people involved in this type of relationship differ from a regular hookup because they are usually best friends on the app. In contrast, they rarely talk or see each other in person unless hooking up. The longer a relationship like this last is directly proportional to the difficulty of ending it.

When talking on the app is avoided for more than a week, many will feel like they are being ghosted (even if photos are normally sent for streaks). If this regularly occurs then simmering is usually felt.
Katie: Are you still Snapchatting Nick?
Maggie: Yes. I’m going to his place later tonight. We have a Snapchat Relationship.

Katie: Whatever. At least I know my fuck buddy’s last night.
by eightballshawty June 30, 2018
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private relationship

its when you in a romantic love relationship or you lead to believe is a romantic love relationship that you don't let anyone know you are in one, and you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend not to tell anyone. because one of these many reasons may be more. people is having sex with underage person and they are an adult and too old and would go to prison for it. or their family members dating...but if its like father daughter, or mother and son ,it can be the first too double trouble. or one person in the relationship might not want to tell because they have multiple boyfriends or girlfriends of the opposite sex. and they don't want to get caught cheating and lose them all. or any of them.
i dont tell no one about my relationships, they are private. private relationship.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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relation not relationship

guys want relation not relationship
by giovannix1x November 7, 2009
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Pseudo-Emotional Relationship

A relationship relying on a media which cannot convey emotion; rather, inspire emotional responses based solely on the interpretation of the recipient which, being constructed almost entirely from their own idealistic expectations, often proves to be falsely based. Commonly found in "catfish" cases (see Catfish).
I've been talking to Amy and we're completely in love with each other. I've only ever spoken to her on facebook, and she says she doesn't have a webcam, but I love her with all my heart and I want to marry her.

- Since the only medium in which any contact has been made is just text-based, any emotions are created by the recipient, not the proposer. Hence, the emotion is not actually consistent between both parties, resulting in a pseudo-emotional relationship.
by myrightnut May 7, 2015
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Love hate relationship

Two people who simultaneously are in love and also hate each others guts.
Example: ToniAnn and Kyle
"Man, ToniAnn and Kyle are dating for the sixth time, they have a real love hate relationship"
by Do It With A Smile 101 April 3, 2016
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Relationshits

Nervous verbal diarrhoea usually to do with a blossoming romance, often a sign of being bad at relationships, or in a case more annoying for the friends of the relationshitter- a smitten kitten. A bad case of the relationshits will often lead to the relationships downfall, as its can often be misunderstood as possessiveness/obsessivness or in the other extreme- being a 'commitaphobe'.
Smitten Kitten- 'ooh my boyfriend is so cute, the other day he said hi and did this really cute thing with...' Relationshits.

Bad at relationships- '...relationshit. O bollox I didn't mean to say relationshit, wow what if he sees this. Eh he's a prick he can just man up and deal with it. Well, he's not actually a prick, but...' Relationshits.
by BlatentlySingle October 8, 2011
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