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put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass
Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
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put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.
I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..
by ceebs123 August 25, 2010
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put it on a flip-flop

A food good enough to be eaten with a rubber flip-flop and still be good.
"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri
by Fieri, Guy November 6, 2017
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Put on your records

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time
by Gfjjfk March 4, 2010
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Put Out Trophy

The honorary trophy a fertile lass receives 9 months after having unprotected sex during ovulation. In layman's terms, a baby.
Bradley: Ronny, Ronny, remember that killer house party at Miguel's last month?!?
Ronny: Of course, the one where I took Mary Beth into the shed and she road the bologna pony?
Bradly: Yep, that's the one. Well guess what, you have the prize of prizes coming. She has a put out trophy on board.
Ronny: Ohhhh shitttt.
by fastlaneb September 9, 2019
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put some crocs on

if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down
Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"

Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "

Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*
by urfavoriteuglyrat March 21, 2017
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it puts the lotion in the basket

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!
It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!
by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003
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