Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019

mental vomit

A term to describe how you felt when you saw something that you hated, but had to put up with and/or couldn't mention, usu. because it belongs to a friend.
Used in bitching, can be abbreviated as in (b), for text/shorthand speech.
Note- not for when soemthing ACTUALLY makes you feel sick.

' Linda's handbag mad me mentally vomit, but she was wearing it all day.'

(b)Linda's bag-mental vomit!

by 118robotrobot November 24, 2007

mental midget

Your average dumbass who still uses "faggotry" and "autism" to describe things they hate. Clearly stuck in the past and narrow-minded to new ideas and concepts, even to old ones that work.

Nikolai shows his mental midget behavior as he shows off his obsession with Pokemon, giving shit to some teenager for making their own fan made designs. Clearly having a shit fit over this.

by The Painful Reality May 25, 2020

mental herpes

Contracting herpes on the cerebral cortex which then leads you to have a dirty mind.

I'm getting Married to an Afhgan peasant with lilly feet and a servere case of mental herpes.

by Afghan Woman May 17, 2007

Mantastic

Adjective used to describe a Metrosexual male who is looking his finest. Can also be used to describe something associated with a Metrosexual male such as his haircut or new shirt.

Chauncey looked Mantastic this evening in his new Man Sevens, Diesel Shoes and $100 shirt .

by PB/SB Pimpsters July 6, 2004

public health services for mental health care

Mental health care services for select needy groups of the population provided by the government

Repealing the IMD exclusion from Medicaid would be a public health service for mental health care

by Anonymous April 6, 2003