Melanie Martinez

An absolute goddess, king, talented, amazing.

Oh you have so much Melanie Martinez merch!

by Anonŷmous December 12, 2020

Melons

1. Enormously large breasts, usually white women have them
2. Very large, firm breasts

Whoa, dude, check out the melons on that Nordic fox.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Melons

Giant boobs

My bra size is 34DDD. I have big melons.

by DaisydukeDDD June 11, 2013

Spice Melange

Tom Brady's poop.

The spice. I must have it. The Spice Melange.

by Kanye_w December 9, 2019

melonpan

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

Maloning

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.

Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.

by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010

Mélançon

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)

"Le pauvre petit Mélançon"

by Kongamuse May 31, 2013