Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.
Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.
by Fint June 5, 2012
Get the Internet Inertiamug. In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
by Gik130 July 11, 2011
Get the Internet miragemug. When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.
Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
by Rob Butler July 8, 2007
Get the internet hiccupmug. -Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.
by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013
Get the internet talentmug. Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
by New_Yardbird March 11, 2011
Get the Internet Goodbyemug. Its that thing that that comes with your computer but you only use once and that one time was to go download google chrome.
Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
by BucketGuy June 1, 2016
Get the internet explorermug. A form of kudos given to someone who is a ninja at finding things on the internet, or placing internet pop culture references.
Kane: Dude, I actually found a .txt copy of that book that was in episode 2 of that show i forgot the name of!
Ken: Many internets to you my son.
Ken: Many internets to you my son.
by kp1 June 25, 2009
Get the many internetsmug.