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Galloping Gobbler

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.
"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."
by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005
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Poop Gobbler

n. 1) Someone who craves and indulges in consuming their own fecal matter.

n. 2) Someone who sucks really badly.
Rick: "I have something to tell you Matt"
Matt: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm a poop gobbler... I crave my own shit!"

"That poop gobbler's a poop gobblin'!"
by J-nig what what October 11, 2006
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Knob Gobbler

A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.
Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!
by Electic_Potato March 9, 2014
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Gooble Gobble

When a person is high on speed and talks with a speeded up , confused tone
Hillbilly Hill was about to gooble gobble for hours on end after hits off the pookie.
by kushbrainz October 28, 2014
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cum gobbler

A homosexual male who enjoys engaging in fellatio
He's a cum gobbler going way back.
by Todd Patina June 30, 2005
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Cock Gobble

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*
by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008
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gobblegool

a turkey or other large 'game' bird. Usually turkey or chicken.
Are we gonna eat some gobblegool?
by Scott Anthony March 31, 2003
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