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crank up

“god i’m really starting to crank up”
by YESladssss384 July 21, 2021
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cranked

when someone is ugly but has a big ego
that boy cranked as hell

he cranked himself up too much
by slimjim13 May 2, 2022
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Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022
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crank dat robocop

After supermanning dat hoe, take all her money.
Fool, after I superman that hoe, I'm gonna crank dat robocop!
by Jako Kot October 18, 2007
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Cracksterbate

To recieve a hand job from a crack head (male crack head) in exchange for crack, radios, children, or rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square.
"That nigga done cracksterbated me for the rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square."
"Damn...I need to cracksterbate."
"Is Ronnie that nigga does all dat cracksterbatin?"
by RAR & DCDIV February 4, 2006
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crank tank

Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.
On seeing a hot girl walk by...

'thats going straight in the crank tank'
by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008
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cranker

my mom is such a cranker.
by crystaal c.♥ November 4, 2009
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